They tried too hard. Like an adolescent boy going out wearing an aftershave called Rampant — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower, than curse the darkness. — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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one never knows what joy one might find amongst the unwanted and abandoned. — Lola, Kinky Boots, 2005

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And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before — The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, pg. 98

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Below are some of my favourite quotes from Terry Pratchett: A Life with Footnotes by Rob Wilkins. The objection to fairy stories is that they tell children there are dragons. But children have always known there are dragons. Fairy stories tell children that dragons can be killed. — G. K. Chesterton, ALiF pg. 56 Many …

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I'm not a rich man, I'm a poor man with a shitload of money. — Terry Pratchett

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Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. — Epicurus

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I don't believe in Astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical — Arthur C. Clarke

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Ponder plunged on, because when you have dived off a cliff your only hope is to press for the abolition of gravity. — Ponder Stibbons, Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett, 2009

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"I have to admit to the view that all exercise for any purpose other than bodily health, the defence of the realm, and the proper action of the bowels is barbaric." — The Patrician, Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett, 2009

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