They tried too hard. Like an adolescent boy going out wearing an aftershave called Rampant — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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As a boy, I was happy. I made friends with Saskia, and loved her for a long time. As a boy, I went to school. I collected ladybirds, and bossed my peers around. As a boy, I used my imagination. Saskia, Tara, and I thwarted the plans of the evil, invisible monsters called Men. As a boy, I liked adults. I spent …

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Starting today, I have two weeks off work. My mood and energy levels have been particularly low recently, and it has felt like they have been gradually worsening over the last six months or so. I am not suicidal; I don't want to kill myself. However, I frequently find thoughts to the contrary appearing in my brain. I …

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Flatten out like an ironing board, Until he gets what he's pining for. Filling time with his duolingo, Waiting for his turn as a knight, king, lord. Makes his fit, From the petals of an orchid. Doesn't wait, goes for it. When it slows, gives it more heat. He takes a slice of Baron Bigod, Prepared for the end of the big …

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If you want to get better at cooking, You need to cook. If you want to learn how to play guitar, You have to play guitar. If you want to understand how the economy impacts your day to day life, You have to keep up with global politics, and probably a bunch more stuff. But mostly, do the thing you want to do. — ML

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P080 Floofear's diary There's a hag around the corner. These squirrels are fun. We're gonna find the acorn. book gun shield horn acorn KILL THE HAG. I'm a goblin princess. Spider sneak with spider Ick. Lawful Neutral Chaotic Good Ariante (protection, light) Oro (absentee dad, nature, creation) The Twins (crossroads, …

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Warding off the urge To be a new person by Rotating my bed — ML

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Our bodies change as we age What does it mean when they don't? Our bodies change us We change our bodies Is my Thesean body still mine? — ML

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower, than curse the darkness. — Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

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Only fools rush in Because sometimes there are snakes Who will bite your foot. Which side are you on Converge on the statue's song Carried to the end. I need to book flights to get me to Vilnius, Lithuania. — ML

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