Stories

The woodcutter ran through the woods. The demonic spider flew after him. The woodcutter tripped on a fallen tree branch and was immediately set upon and eaten by the spider.

Fortunately, Postman Steve had reached the last house on his route. Unfortunately, this house was home to Gnasher, the Very Hungry Dog. Fortunately, Postman Steve had met Gnasher before and so had donned a full suit of plate armour before setting out on his route. Unfortunately, the plate armour was several sizes too small for him, leaving his ankles dangerously exposed.